A Buddhist monk walks up to
a hotdog vendor and says,
“Make me one with everything.”
Vendor makes a loaded dog
and gives it to hungry monk
who then submits a twenty.
Vendor turns to next patron,
monk complains, “Say, where’s my change?”
Vendor says, “Change comes within.”
The monk rejoins the lame joke,
“It’s all change, Fukuyama,
kindly cough up my dough, now."